I was sitting outside this morning, staring into the sky and contemplating how we’re all made from carbon, and carbon is created in the stars, so we really are stardust. Buck was sitting across me but I don’t know what he was doing. I think he was reading the newspaper. Then the dog grabbed a mourning dove and started killing it and we had to jump up and run across the backyard in our bare feet, stepping on cactus spines and jagged pine cones to chase after the dog and I only got him to let go of the bird when I threw a heavy, hardback copy of The Chicago Manual of Style at him to stun him long enough to get him in a strangle hold and throw him down on the ground while Buck was shouting and inadvertently throwing rocks at us both. The dove crawled into the bushes and I dragged the dog into the house and threw him into his pen and locked the door.
I returned to my seat and tried to forget about the dove in the bushes and get my head back to the place where we’re all stardust and I just couldn’t. So I limped out (I pulled a calf muscle during the mad dash) and retrieved my Chicago Manual of Style from the desert and opened an article to copyedit. I think Buck tried to erase it from his head by hiding in his office and reading the latest news on TMZ.
Jeebus. I hate it when the day starts like this.