My sister called the other day to warn me there was a big storm expected in San Antonio. I had to tell her that El Paso is almost 600 miles from San Antonio. This is not unusual, most people back home don’t realize El Paso isn’t near anything. For instance, people often suggest we bop up to Austin, as it’s a very cool town and we’d undoubtedly love it. The problem is it’s 590 miles from here. It’s like driving from Boston to West Virginia.
Some people realize that El Paso is on the border of Mexico and New Mexico, so they often ask me why I don’t go to Santa Fe for a shopping trip, as it’s very artsy and seems like a place I’d like to shop. They’re right, I would love to shop in Santa Fe, but it’s 320 miles from here, which is like driving from Boston to New Jersey.
Whatever.
If I didn’t live here I wouldn’t understand it either. I’m so bad at geography I can’t recall ever having it in school. What little I do know I forced myself to learn when my own children were in elementary school and I bought placemats with a giant washable map of the United States on the front. I didn’t want them to be as ignorant about it as I was. I’m better than I was, but every once in awhile I’m shocked when reminded of the existence of Delaware.
El Paso isn’t like anywhere else in Texas, or even West Texas for that matter. And El Paso isn’t exactly like Mexico, either. When I Googled El Paso I stumbled on a blog where someone described El Paso like this:
The city’s surrounded by hills and mountains, and half of them have crucifixes on top.
That’s not accurate, but I can see where a stranger passing through might get that impression as you do see a lot of crucifixes here. But the writer also felt there was too much graffiti, and I think he might be mistaking Juarez for El Paso, which is easy to do if you’re on the highway. While driving on I-10 you run parallel to Juarez. He probably saw this:
As graffiti goes, that’s pretty impressive, right up there with David’s Chicken Farmer I Still Love You. But on the whole you don’t see much graffiti here in EP. If you do see it there’s a phone number you can call day or night to report it, and the city has graffiti removal trucks that will go out at 2AM if that what it takes to remove it. We do have beautiful murals, though. I’ve posted this photo before but here it is again, me in front of my favorite mural downtown:
El Paso really is a place like no other, and as much as I complain about it, my biggest gripe is probably that it’s not my hometown and I often feel like a stranger in a foreign land — which I am. We do have a terrific friend here, however, an artist and fellow writer known online as Raging Storm (the name of his former rock band). He does his best to explain El Paso to me, pries me from the house for shopping excursions, and indulges what he calls my “obsession” with the Virgen de Guadalupe. He isn’t wrong, it is an obsession, but I like to think of it as Catholic-envy. Yesterday he dropped by and gave me a tiny painting he got for me at an art gallery here in EP. It’s tiny, about 3″x4″, and very cool. I’ll be hanging it later this week, or Buck will be hanging it, actually. After the whole cup hook thing, I promised not to puncture anymore of his paint.
I really am planning on getting a video camera VERY SOON, because I want to take you on some tours around town. In the meantime I found a YouTube video of the very same drive Buck and I take whenever we go anywhere. It’s by Mr. Peabody1974 and I think he did an excellent job, I hope I can do as well when I get behind a camera. I don’t think Peter Parkour will want to view this, however. Peter and his wife drive a big rig along this road (I-10)through El Paso fairly often.
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